{"id":766,"date":"2008-05-15T04:23:20","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T07:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/?p=766"},"modified":"2008-06-07T13:44:59","modified_gmt":"2008-06-07T16:44:59","slug":"termometro-rectal-de-bob-esponja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/2008\/05\/15\/termometro-rectal-de-bob-esponja\/","title":{"rendered":"Term\u00f3metro rectal de Bob Esponja"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-767 aligncenter\" title=\"spongebobrectal1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spongebobrectal1.jpg\" alt=\"\u00a1Estoy listo!\" width=\"420\" height=\"147\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spongebobrectal1.jpg 420w, http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/05\/spongebobrectal1-300x105.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bd.com\/thermometers\/products\/sb_musical.asp\">Este term\u00f3metro<\/a> no s\u00f3lo sirve para medir la temperatura <em>por ah\u00ed<\/em>, adem\u00e1s canta la canci\u00f3n de Bob Esponja mientras lo hace. Es en estos momentos en los que uno se pregunta: <strong>\u00bfen qu\u00e9 diablos estaban pensando? <\/strong>La falta de originalidad me acecha y me limito a copiar el <em>slogan<\/em> que le pusieron en Cartoon Brew:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Are you ready to put <em>this<\/em> in your \u201cBikini Bottom\u201d?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Bueno, decir que el term\u00f3metro es \u00abrectal\u00bb es un poco caprichoso pues adem\u00e1s sirve para uso oral o axilar, pero no dejar\u00e9 que la verdad me arruine una buena noticia. Si no me cree que el term\u00f3metro es de verdad puede ver <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bd.com\/thermometers\/products\/sb_musical.asp\">la p\u00e1gina del producto<\/a>. Mal. <em>(V\u00eda <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cartoonbrew.com\/cartoon-culture\/spongebob-rectal-thermometer\">Cartoon Brew<\/a>)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Este term\u00f3metro no s\u00f3lo sirve para medir la temperatura por ah\u00ed, adem\u00e1s canta la canci\u00f3n de Bob Esponja mientras lo hace. Es en estos momentos en los que uno se pregunta: \u00bfen qu\u00e9 diablos estaban pensando? La falta de originalidad me acecha y me limito a copiar el slogan que le pusieron en Cartoon Brew: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comic","category-loco"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=766"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/766\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.sofoca.cl\/pebre\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}